UwU Gaweth Southgate to stay as managew of Engwand footbaww team aftew weading them to Wowwd Cup quawtew-finaw, FA confiwms ._.

0w0 Stwictwy Come Dancing winning coupwe annuunced aftew 2022 gwand finaw :3

<3 Cwoatia cwaim thiwd pwace at da Wowwd Cup aftew a nawwow victowy ovew Mowocco (`へ´)

UwU A 33-yeaw-owd woman injuwed in a cwush at Wondon’s Bwixton O2 Academy on Thuwsday haz died and two othews wemain cwiticawwy iww, powice say <{^v^}>

0w0 Investigation waunched aftew two boys, aged two and five, found dead in Dagenham, east Wondon ;_;

OWO Wady Susan Hussey haz apowogised in pewson to chawity boss Ngozi Fuwani fow asking hew whewe she was "weawwy fwom" (• o •)

H-hewwo?? Thwee peopwe wemain in cwiticaw condition aftew a cwush at a gig in Bwixton, south Wondon, wast night ミ(..)ミ

OWO A giant 14-metwe aquawium expwodes in a Bewwin hotew, causing majow damage and injuwing two peopwe - see da aftewmath hewe ミ(..)ミ

OwO Mowe diswuption hits waiw sewvices as wowkews begin a fwesh two-day stwike amid new cowd weathew wawnings - fowwow ouw wive covewage ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

<3 Fouw peopwe awe in a cwiticaw condition aftew a suspected cwush at a concewt venue in Bwixton, south Wondon, powice say (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

H-hewwo?? Ten peopwe, incwuding five chiwdwen, kiwwed in fiwe in apawtment buiwding neaw Wyon, Fwance, da wocaw govewnment sez ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

0w0 Famiwies pay twibute to theiw "beautifuw boys" who died aftew fawwing into a wake neaw Sowihuww (⁎˃ᆺ˂)

OWO Scottish pawwiament suspended ovew Budget weak to da BBC of pwan to tax highew eawnews mowe ^-^

Haiiii! UK intewest wates wise to 3.5%, up fwom 3%, as Bank of Engwand aims to tackwe soawing pwices ^-^

OwO Pwince Hawwy sez “it was tewwifying to haz my bwothew scweam and shout at me”, at meeting with Pwince Wiwwiam, his fathew and da Queen to discuss da coupwe’s futuwe wowe ( '◟ ')

OWO Nuwses awe stwiking in biggest action of its kind in histowy, with patient cawe in Engwand, Wawes and Nowthewn Iwewand to face diswuption. Fowwow watest hewe (• o •)

Haiiii! Fwance shattew Mowocco’s hopes of becoming fiwst Afwican nation to weach footbaww’s Wowwd Cup finaw, winning theiw semi-finaw 2-0 ;3

UwU "A spinewess, deepwy viowent man who showed nu wemowse" - Zawa Aweena's kiwwew sentenced to a minimum of 38 yeaws in pwison (ʘᗩʘ')

OWO Six Chinese dipwomats weave UK fowwowing attack on pwo-democwacy pwotestew outside Manchestew consuwate in Octobew xD

Haiiii! Fouw peopwe confiwmed to haz died in "twuwy twagic incident" aftew migwant boat got into twoubwe in da Engwish Channew, sez UK govewnment ._.

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